10. Trust me Baby, my selection is ALL natural!
9. Why don’t you unzip my pants and let me show you the descent of man?
8. I saw you checking out my barnacle from over there. You know, if you investigate it, we could name it after you.
7. I want to take you home tonight. I know it may seem impossible without the intercession of a creator, but if you’ll give me a chance, I can show you a sequence of small steps that will have the same result!
6. You cause selective pressure in my pants. How about we split - leave these Neanderthals behind?
5. They say that the male nipple hasn’t got a use anymore. I’m sure we can come up with a trial to prove that wrong.
4a. Girl, you so fine, you make me want to do a Cambrian explosion between your strata.
4b. Is that a finch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
3. Baby, I got just what you need: matching pairs of your beneficial but recessive alleles.
2. Without you, my organ would become vestigial.
1. Is it subverting our genetic imperative if you cum all over my face?